Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
My breasts were aching with rage.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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