I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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