He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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