He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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