Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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