NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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