is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
