Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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