glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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