You really coming over, don't trick.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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