i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
bring money and cleavage
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
ttyl tear gas
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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