Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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