i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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