I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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