Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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