I'm drive I can fine osifer
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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