My sheets look like a crime scene.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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