if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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