Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
my shit smells like andre
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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