you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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