it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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