if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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