when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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