well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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