turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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