About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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