he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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