I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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