He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Im part way to drunk.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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