Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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