i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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