he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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