You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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