i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
The air taste purple.
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