Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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