everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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