Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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