i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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