That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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