I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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