So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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