if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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