We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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