There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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