Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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