Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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