So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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