Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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