problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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