im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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